When i was a young boy, my kindergarden teacher approached my mother with a worried face. "He won't play with the other kids in the dirt, he says he must not mess up his look. What are you doing to the poor child?"

My mother could only laugh and said: "Nobody knows why, but Orlando is just very concerned about his look and style, everything has to be neat and fancy all the time."

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As I got older, I started to explore the opposite of vanity, and lo and behold - look at these pix.